Advice to Potential (Science)
Students
1. Beware of institutions that are under AAUP
censure. The American Association of University
Professors (AAUP) periodically censures institutions that violate
principles of academic freedom, free speech, and due
process for faculty. While AAUP censure does not
affect accreditation (although in my opinion, it
should), I would not attend an institution that is
under censure because it may indicate that faculty are
being professionally abused. Talk to faculty.
If an institution is under AAUP censure,
insist upon knowing why and what, if anything has been
done to correct the situation and avoid institutions
that have ignore AAUP input.
2. Beware of research institutions. You
must understand that at such institutions, undergraduate
instruction is a very low priority. Despite marketing
claims to the contrary, the emphasis is on faculty and
graduate student research. Research faculty, especially
senior research faculty, often feel that it is beneath them
to teach undergraduate courses, especially introductory
undergraduate courses, and frequently openly express their
disdain for such courses. These courses often have very
inexperienced instructors who will likely propagate
traditional and inferior instructional methods.
Consider small liberal arts colleges or community
colleges where faculty are more enthusiastic about teaching
and are not hampered by research responsibilities.
3. Beware of large lecture courses, especially at
the introductory level. Research has shown that
lecturing is an effective way of conveying information but
an inferior way of teaching and an inferior way of
learning. I will never completely understand why schools
that claim excellence in instruction use the large lecture
model as it is totally inconsistent with excellence.
Look for institutions where introductory courses
have fewer than a hundred students (the fewer the better)
and require students to be interactive rather than
passive.
4. Beware of courses taught by graduate
students. Most large institutions require their
incoming graduate students to work as teaching assistants
for one or two years, sometimes more. Most of the time,
this amounts to either helping grade course assignments or
presiding over laboratory sections. Such duties are
considered important for graduate students who are pursuing
research careers. You must understand, however, that the
vast majority of these graduate students have no real
interest in providing quality instruction. Most are merely
one or two steps ahead of the students they are supposedly
teaching. The vast majority look forward to the day when
they no longer have to worry about teaching and they can
concentrate full time on their research, which is why they
got the teaching assistantship in the first place. Students
who want to concentrate on teaching are rarely even
admitted to doctoral programs at all and thus have no
opportunity to propagate better classroom instruction. I
have observed that in laboratory sections, graduate student
teaching usually amounts to supervising cookbook style lab
activities that have very little relevance to anything else
in the course. None of this is even an approximation to the
quality required of full time classroom instruction as it
should be practiced and to think otherwise is preposterous.
Why should you pay to have a student teach you? That is the
faculty's job! Look for institutions where course
sections, including labs, are taught by full time faculty
members.
5. Beware of courses taught by adjunct or part time
faculty. Large institutions employ adjunct or part
time faculty because such faculty do not have to be paid as
much as full time faculty and they usually do not receive
employment benefits either. Adjuncts are also usually
overloaded with too many courses so the institution's full
time faculty can concentrate on research. Again, this is in
direct contradiction to any of the institution's claims of
excellence. Look for institutions where course
sections, including labs, are taught by full time faculty
members.
6. Beware of any faculty member who comes from a
research background. Despite claims to the
contrary, large research programs do not prepare faculty to
deliver quality science instruction. They prepare faculty
to perform research. There is nothing wrong with doing
research, but the qualifications for research do not
necessarily overlap those for instruction. Those who tell
you otherwise are doing so for political correctness. You
can almost always find faculty credentials on a school's
website. Look for institutions that actively seek
and hire non-research faculty members, especially for
teaching introductory courses.
7. Beware of a department that will not guarantee
your acceptance into their graduate program, should you
apply, after graduating from their undergraduate
program. If you successfully complete an
undergraduate science degree and you do not meet admission
requirements for your department's own graduate program,
then that department has failed in preparing you. Most
institutions encourage their graduates to attend graduate
school elsewhere and that is fine. However, if you still
decide to apply to your department's graduate program and
you are deemed unqualified for admission requirements, then
you have been cheated out of four years of instruction and
lots of money. Any university science department that
claims to provide quality instruction but cannot admit you
to its graduate program has no interest in preparing its
own undergraduate students. Look for institutions
where departments can and will guarantee in writing that
you will qualify for their own graduate programs upon
completion of an undergraduate major.
8. Beware of a department populated with more
graduate students from foreign countries than from this
country. This sounds discriminatory, but that is
not how I mean it. Think about the situation though. If a
department in this country will not accept American
students, then I take that to mean that American students
are not adequately prepared for graduate study by our own
university systems, which in turn is indicative of systemic
failure. Universities know that better prepared graduate
students will bring in more money in research grants, and
that in turn means more positive political publicity.
Look for institutions that have a significantly
higher proportion of American graduate students than
foreign students.
9. Beware of institutions that boast of meeting
various accreditation standards. I have yet to
meet a faculty member at any institution who did not agree
that accreditation is a sham. As evidence, I offer the
simple fact that the criteria of the various regional
accreditation agencies in this country are not the same! If
the intent were truly to set positive standards for
instruction then all institutions would have to meet the
same standards; in practice they do not. Interestingly
enough the regional accreditation agencies apparently
answer to no higher authority and they make up the
"standards" as they go along. Furthermore, you should know
that the larger institutions, the ones with huge research
budgets, are not held to the same level of enforcement to
accreditation standards as much smaller institutions,
particularly community colleges, are. By virtue of their
financial status, the larger institutions can and do get
away with interpretations of supposed "standards" that
smaller schools cannot get away with. Many administrators
will openly say that accreditation is a requirement for an
institution to open its doors. This is patently false. What
administrators will not say in public, but will readily
admit in private, is that unaccredited institutions do not
get federal funding. It all comes down to money.
Institutions play the accreditation game merely to get
federal money. No one involved in this game will tell you
differently. Being unaccredited does not mean that an
institution does not provide high quality instruction.
Look for institutions that do not boast about being
accredited.
10. Beware of departments that offer "distance
education" courses or Internet-based courses.
"Distance education" is a farce. There is no way for a
"distance education" science course to be equivalent to its
traditional classroom counterpart. Not a single faculty
member I have talked to at any institution anywhere has
disagreed with this statement. In some disciplines, perhaps
the humanities, it may be possible to make a "distance
education" course more nearly equivalent to its traditional
counterpart, but sc/ " format. If you corner an
administrator on this, he or she will likely disagree and
cite examples of such courses at other institutions. This
is the fallacy of "well they're doing it so it can be
done," which does not address the issue of quality.
Administrators will also claim that "distance education"
course and degree programs allow students who would not
normally be able to take a course or earn a degree to do
so. Behind closed doors, administrators will tell you that
"distance education" courses serve only to bring in tuition
dollars without using up physical resources on campus.
Faculty can be overloaded with the nonsense of developing
and "teaching" online courses and distance courses while
sacrificing true classroom quality needed by their
legitimate students. If you were an employer, would YOU
hire someone with a degree that included no actual
classroom instruction? I would not. If you were a faculty
member, would YOU admit a first year graduate student whose
undergraduate degree included online or "distance
education" science courses? I would not. If your potential
school or department offers these silly courses, ask to see
grade distributions for these course and traditional
courses. You will likely be denied because there is likely
a huge discrepancy between the two distributions. The
"distance education" courses will likely have a higher
proportion of high grades than the traditional courses. If
so, then the "distance education" courses are too watered
down and are not rigorous enough. The "distance education"
courses could also have a significantly higher proportion
of failing grades than the traditional courses. If so, then
the students are obviously not adequately prepared for the
responsibilities of independent learning and would be
better served by traditional classroom courses. You should
also know that many colleges will not accept "distance
education" science courses for credit in science major
programs despite offering such courses themselves! They
will not even let their own science majors take such
courses. What does that tell you? Some students can thrive
in an independent learning environment, but the
overwhelming majority cannot. In all my years of teaching,
the number of students I have seen who can succeed in
"distance education" courses can be counted on one hand. If
your institution offers them, avoid them and take
traditional courses. Look for institutions that
offer very few or no "distance education" science
courses.
11. Beware of institutions with boards of trustees
populated by business people. These people are
unquestionably unqualified to make decisions about
education and teaching. They see the world through budgets
and profits and as such, have no genuine concern for
students or faculty. They frequently have personal motives
for being on the board, including padding their own resumes
and potential future political ambitions. They are also
very likely on boards of multiple related or unrelated
organizations, which is an obvious conflict of interest.
Like senior administrators, they are so detached from the
classroom that they really have no clue about teaching at
all. Ask for the names of trustees at your institution and
then, if possible, talk to the trustees. Ask them why they
are on the board and whether they have political ambitions.
You will very likely be told that it is against some
regulation to approach board members, especially at private
institutions. As a tax paying citizen, you have every right
to approach the people who are supposedly charged with
looking after publicly funded schools and colleges.
Look for institutions with boards of trustees
populated by former faculty members.
12. Beware of institutions affiliated with
organized religion. While some of these
institutions maintain acedemic integrity, most do not. The
vast majority of them, especially those affiliated with
evangelicals and fundamentalists, boast about offering
courses "with a Christian perspective." There is no such
thing. What they really mean to say, and will admit in
private, is that they pretend to offer academic courses but
ultimately everything is tied to their own religion's world
view. This is especially true of their science courses.
Many of these institutions tell students that everything in
the textbooks is "just wrong" because it doesn't allow for
their irrational supernatural beliefs. They promote
dogmatic thinking and dismiss anything that goes against
their religious dogma. I know from personal experience that
these institutions also go out of their way to hire faculty
who also promote dogma rather than actual science.
Look for institutions that are not affiliated with
organized religion.
13. Beware of various university rankings,
especially those in popular newspapers and
magazines. These rankings have absolutely nothing
to do with the quality of instruction at the various
institutions. More often than not, these rankings are
related to the institutions' research budgets and how much
grant money each institution generated in the recent past.
Rankings also reflect average SAT scores of incoming
freshmen, another rather meaningless item. I saw a news
story recently describing how one school decided to no
longer require SAT scores for applicants, and U.S. News and
World Report deliberately gave the school a very low
ranking by assuming an average SAT score below a certain
level. USNWR refused to acknowledge that the school didn't
need or use SAT scores any more and arrogantly and
arbitrarily gave the school an artificial ranking. A high
ranking does not mean high instructional quality. A low
ranking does not mean low instructional quality.
Undergraduate university instruction is overwhelmingly
uniformly poor with few, but certainly some, exceptions.
Fortunately, some schools are beginning to see these
rankings for what they really are, marketing, and are
opting out of the process. It's about time. Do not
let these rankings affect your choice of institution.
Better still, look for instituions that do not appear in
rankings.
14. Beware of institutions that boast of admitting
elite students. I only recently figured out why
some institutions appear highly selective about whom they
admit. Elite institutions want students who can teach
themselves. This allows the institution's elite faculty to
pretend to be involved in undergraduate instruction while
still devoting most of their time to their first
obligation, research. The more time students require of
faculty, the less time faculty can spend doing research.
You must understand that research always takes priority
over classroom instruction. The university system of
education is built upon that premise, even at the
undergraduate level. Look for institutions that do
not boast about having elite students.
15. Accept responsibility for your
learning. When you enroll in a (college) course,
you are obligating and committing yourself to learning the
material presented in that course regardless of what the
instructor does. This amazes students, especially students
fresh out of high school. Ideally, the instructor should
play a significant role in helping you learn but in the
real world, that does not always happen. By "significant
role," I mean that the instructor should explain the basic
concepts and applications and provide you with resources to
help you expand upon the basics. If you choose not to make
use of the resources provided, and that includes simple
advice from your instructor, then you are not meeting your
obligation. If you expect the instructor to give you
answers to every question, then you are probably not mature
enough to learn independently and you probably have little
chance of succeeding in college. Take the
initiative to make use of all available resources and do
not expect to be given all the answers.
16. Forget about credit and concentrate on
learning. In high school, almost every piece of
work you were assigned was taken up and somehow counted
toward your grade. For various reasons, this simply isn't
feasible in college. The primary reason is that your
instructor expects you to do all assigned work with very
little regard for the credit. The purpose is to learn.
Another reason is that at larger institutions, your
instructor's primary responsibility is not teaching; it is
research. There simply is not sufficient time to take up
every scrap of paper for a grade. In college, you are
expected to do whatever is necessary to learn without
obsessing over getting credit. If you obsess over credit,
then you are probably not taking the course for the right
reason. Do not obsess over getting credit and do
the work that is expected of you.
17. Do not put up barriers to learning. I
am constantly amazed at how students immediately begin
putting up barriers to their learning on the first day of
class. The barriers are almost always the same: work
conflicts, family conflicts, lack of Internet access, lack
of transportation, lack of time. Students put up barriers
in the classroom too: distractions from mobile phones and
pagers, poor attendance, refusal to participate,
immaturity. Some of these are the result of poor
organization. Some are the result of incompetent parenting.
Some are the result of low self esteem. All are used to
attract attention to the student. All are correctable by
the student. Students are usually surprised when
instructors move to remove these barriers. Students tend to
think that they must have their phones with them all the
time, even in class. Some students pretend to be offended
as another way of attracting attention to themselves.
Do not put up barriers to learning.
18. Education must be your priority. To be
most successful, your education must be your highest
priority. Too many students do silly things like planning
family vacations, weddings, and non-emergency medical
procedures at times that conflict with classes. Some of
these same students later complain later about not knowing
something that was discussed in their absence and blame the
instructor. Of course they fail to realize that this is not
the instructor's problem to deal with. Making one's
education a priority is not always easy, but it is
certainly necessary. If you cannot make your education your
priority, and there are certainly instances when it is not
possible or advisable, then you should wait until you can.
Make your education your highest priority.
19. You are not entitled to a high grade.
A grade should be a reflection of a student's work quality
and level of mastery of course material. It is not a
reflection of the student as a person, although too many
students think of it as such. For some reason unknown to
me, too many students enter college courses expecting an A
but unwilling to earn it. I may be wrong, but I have a
feeling this sense of entitlement comes from the public
schools, where too many students may be rewarded to boost
their self esteem rather than for high quality work.
Students are not used to being held accountable for their
own success or failure and they feign offense when actually
held accountable for the first few times. If you
are indeed entitled to anything, it is the opportunity to
earn a high grade, but not the high grade itself.
20. Be careful when you ask an instructor for a
reference. Since I began teaching, I have
sometimes been asked to give students either written
references and telephone references (interview style). I
have never given a student a negative written reference. If
I cannot give a positive written reference, I will not give
a reference at all. If I am giving a reference over the
telephone, I have no way of knowing what I will be asked
about a student. I have no choice but to answer every
question asked of me honestly. If a student has a poor
attendance record and I am asked about attendance, I will
note the poor attendance record. If a student disrupts my
class and I am asked about behavior, I will note the
disruptive behavior. If a student refuses to participate in
class activities and I am asked about participation, I will
note the refusal to participate. If a student consistently
whines about not being allowed to use a cell phone during
class and I am asked anything to which this is relevant, I
will note this behavior. If a student mentions smoking
marijuana and I am asked about drug use, I will note the
marijuana use. I recently had to give a reference for a
former student for a job that required a security
clearance. I had to speak with a federal agent who asked me
some very surprising and personal questions about the
student, including questions about drug use, association
with terrorists, and personal relationships. I will not lie
for any student under any circumstances. My references will
always reflect what students choose to show me in terms of
behavior, attitude, performance, and competence. Do
not ask me for a reference unless you are completely
comfortable with an honest reference.




